You read an internet article one day; it said blueberries could help “activate an area in the brain that trigger learning and reverse memory loss”. Wah, that’s the best thing since bowl of rice. Wasting no time, you decided it’s worth an experiment. You got hold of some fresh blueberries, $3 for 150g, holy crab, that’s expensive. Wait, aren’t we on recession? No worry, there’re always bail-outs.
Next up, you googled for the recommended daily intake for blueberry. 1/2 cup size serving a day, it said. But how much crap is there in a cup, it never said. Lame recommendation. So you had to googled again for the size of a standard tea cup…. and found, around 230ml per cup.
Now, time for learning activation. Of course, for something so awesome like this, you’d need an activation process that is at least as awesome. You know those Power Rangers transformation thingy. They need to make some awesome gestures and shout “transform”. You probably need to do the same but just instead of “transform”, you shout “activate”. One of my juniors is still watching Power Rangers in case you need help.
That’s it. Now you need not worry about studying. Your brain will learn by itself. How cool could it be! As for reversing memory thing, it should be something similar to how they recover files from dead hard drive. Awesome!
*image courtesy of copied from BBC.
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December 17th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Wow, finally the secrete to studying is disclosed ^_^. However, “Activate” may not be the right magic word because it it has yet to be effective on me. Maybe, I have to try more for the magic phrase like “Sampoch si chek.” Hope this one will work ^_^
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