On my very first visit to a country of whatever-whatever, a hontojii-san immigrant official stopped me by and asked:
Hontojii-san: Please tell me the truth!
Reak: My name is Vireak and I come from Cambodia.
Hontojii-san: Please tell me the truth!
Reak: I don’t have beard, so I’m neither from Pakistan nor India.
Hontojii-san: Please tell me the truth!
Reak: My name has no letter “Q”, so I’m not linked to IraQ and Al Qaeda, neither was I born in Suadi Arabia.
Hontojii-san: Please tell me the truth!
Reak: Your president Bush praised me for my role in his global war against terrorism when he visited my home last year.
Hontojii-san: Bush? Never heard of that guy!
Reak: Are you sure? Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: I told you. I don’t lie.
Reak: Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: You can search me inside or hang me to dry!
Reak: Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: I’ve got nothing to hide.
Reak: Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: Oh my!
Reak: Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: You must be a spy!
Reak: Please tell me the truth!
Hontojii-san: You must be a hontojii-san in disguise!
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8 Wonderful Comments:
March 30th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Dom: thanks bro. long time no hear…
PR-san: don’t get what you’re trying to say. Please tell me the truth!
May 26th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
“I don’t have beard, so I’m neither from Pakistan nor India”
Wat kind of prejudice is this?
Iam from India, Me neither have Beard
Anyway thats a funny post
I just stumbled upon ur website, will give a read
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