At a secret location, somewhere in this universe…
Major: Vireak, I’ve got an important news. The head of the HDA* has given us the green light to a Heart Hunting Mission.
*HDA: Household and Domestic Agency
Vireak: A hard hunting mission?
Major: A Heart Hunting Mission!! Your future is depending on it.
Vireak: So what is this wonderful mission?
Major: You are to sneak into Siem Reap and capture the heart of a local girl.
Vireak: Who is that girl?
Major: Look for the girl with a broken smile. If everything goes to plan, she’ll be your wife.
Vireak: The girl with a broken smile. Is it all?
Major: Don’t get cocky. This is a stealth mission. You are not to be seen by your enemies and competitors or you’ll be in hard time.
Vireak: So what do I have?
Major: You are equipped with an iPod, a silver bracelet, a pair of slippers, a charmed key chain, a bicycle and 200 Riels*. And you have two weeks.
*1USD = 4100 Riels
Vireak: 200 Riels? How do I supposed to get a wife with 200 Riels? That’s not enough even for a haircut.
Major: Use your head! You are to gather supplies along the way. Between, you look ok with the stupid long pony tail hair of yours.
Vireak: So what should I do once I complete the mission?
Major: Meet me at this place at 5pm in 2 weeks.
Vireak: In time for dinner!
Major: You got anymore questions?
Vireak: Why is it only Siem Reap? How about Phnom Penh?
Major: Phnom Penh, isn’t it where you vomited blood? On top of that:
Vireak: Well said!
Major: From now on, we’ll be referring to each other by code names. You’ll be known as Snake…Naked Snake.
Snake: Snake! So what should I call you, major?
Major: I’ll be….I’ll be Major LopLop. And this mission is called Operation Heart Hunter!
Snake: Major LopLop?
Major LopLop: Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC*.
*CQC = Close Quarter Combat Courtship
Snake: CQC…huh. That brings back memories.
Major LopLop: Snake, get ready! Pump your bicycle and ride! Success be with you!
Snake: Commence Operation Heart Hunter now!
to be continued…..
next episode: Invasion of Snake!
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13 Wonderful Comments:
May 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Good luck with your new mission! I’m looking toward to reading the next episode.
May 27th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Hmm… Is there any subtle meaning behind your codename, Snake? Does it have anything to do with human anatomy?
May 28th, 2007 at 12:36 am
i don get it! but interesting! I can’t wait to read the next episode hehehe
May 30th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Tharum: thanks…btw i’m in a midst of the “next” episode
Panha: i have thought of using other names, but since it’s a sneaky mission. snake is a fitting name.
Kalyan/Borin: in short, it’s a story a man who is on a mission to look for a girl in siem reap. That man is ‘You Know Who”. He’s supported by a mysterious man by the name of Major.
SYNO: look like you get the story. keke..
June 1st, 2007 at 2:53 pm
hahaha… i like the name Major LopLop =)) ok, when is the next espisode? Can’t wait lolz….
Hello Snakie!!!!