Did you count the exclamation marks? Yes! there’re eight…8 things about me:

1. According to me, tomato is a vegetable and not a fruit.

2. My first pets were swans, ducks and crocodiles.

3. I grew up along 20 or so crocodiles my family farmed in the backyard. But the crocs grew faster than me. They got married and had babies when I was still around 12.

4. Cleaning the crocodile farm was my job. Yes! All we got to do was to use the stick to tickle the crocs into the empty pool. The poor crocs couldn’t jump out of the pool. There I can go inside and made a mockery of them. Oops! Actually the crocs could have jumped out if they tried…what could have been?

5. My family sold all the crocs when I was 13 after they have given birth to 50 or so mini-crocs. If they didn’t sell, who knows? I might have become an entrepreneur specialized in Croc Toothpaste and Croc Toothbrush.

6. Enough about crocs, let check another fact. Up until the 70s, half of my family lived in the village right in front of the west gate of Angkor Wat. Now it’s a forbidden zone for residences. The village is called “Muk Neak” or “Dragon Face”.

7. Who knows? My ancient ancestors could be either the early discoveries of Angkor or Angkor builders themselves. Sorry, I get a bit carried away.

8. By the way, my left leg is a couple of millimeters longer than my right leg. Surprised? No…just like some guy’s muscles tend to be harder on the right arm than the left or vice versa. Of course it’s not noticeable. I only realized fairly recently. Maybe because I kick too much balls on my right leg. Guess I must kick more *ss with my left leg.

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